Walton Goggins, but he plays me at every age like John C. Reilly in Walk Hard.
Some lonely sad miserable and depressed actor
Lady Gaga
I bear no resemblance. I can’t sing. I just think she’s neat.
Depp , he’s about the only one that could pull it off.
I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
What’s the story, Wishbone?
You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived and job well done.
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There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play
basketballa person!:P
The Air Bud cinematic universe is a lawless hellscape
Nice try FBI
Ed Sheeran. Specifically because he’s not an actor and would stumble through the movie just like I stumbled through life. All ginger, no plan.
All Ginger No Plan - that’s an amazing life motto. ;)
Sounds like the name of a stand up comedy special.
Sounds like an orange cat
I’ve been told more than once that I look like “that creepy Scarecrow guy from Batman Begins.” So I guess Cillian Murphy. I didn’t like looking creepy tho.
They meant hot, but didn’t dare say it.
Aww thanks
I’m pretty tall, so the logical choice would be Tom Cruise on 12 inch heels.
Three Tom Cruises in a trenchcoat
No question at all, definitely Tim Robbins, although he is older than me, we are fan casting.
I don’t know anyone that has that low of a charisma level. Maybe like some resting bitch face extra.
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
Ronald Reagan, the actor
Peewee herman voice and all…
Yes I’m quite the lady-killer…
I only just recently learned the voice bit as I’ve never recorded myself. I used to think I was just ugly lmao
Keanu Reeves, I’m basically an autistic Johnny Silverhand.