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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Sometimes the grass is greener

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I know a guy that used a women’s hygiene product once by mistake. Now he’s a she and doesn’t have a penis anymore. Make sure your family knows the dangers involved of using the incorrect gendered hygiene product. It’s like plugging a 120v appliance into the 240v outlet.

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      I knew there had to be some kind of a catch.

      Oh well, still worth it. :)

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        Doesn’t happen to everyone, I should know, I’ve done it plenty of times and I’m still not a girl.

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          I’m gonna just keep trying. One dice roll I’ll eventually reach critical success!

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      Poor guy shaved his penis off 😔 My condolences and best wishes

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      So that is how school transgender surgeries work.

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      All my appliances are rated 120/240v. Does that mean I’m bi?

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        Probably more Non-binary my dude. Bi is more about what type of appliance voltage you’re attracted to rather than what you got in your house.

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        Believe it or not, straight to jail

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