I think the rapture happened a decade ago and this is hell
Everyone is a sinner. Especially the religious types.
Purgatory.
What timezone is the rapture in?
Trying to decide if I should stay up and get some photos
America, obviously. EST
Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.
Thank god there is no ninth of hexadecember, so no worries.
Maybe this in Julian calendar?!
That means we only have 247 years left!! REPENT!!
My favorite month in the dual-year. Junetobuary.
HAPP EN
The miracle of prophecy is not related to the miracle of proper kerning.
The kerning looks okay - it’s the font that’s weird.
I hope it’s during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.
It’s true. I’m getting raptured right n
Well, well, well. Look who became a gentile and got themselves raptured.
Okay, you got me, I’m still stuck here with all of you heretics
Don’t mix my apostate ass with those heretics
Liar! Sinner! You should be raptured immediately!
I think the “good people” are the ones who get raptured, but I’m really not sure.
Amateurs. Never put a date on your rapture predictions. Just say it is happening soon.
Better yet, if you get enough people to listen to you, start saying you’re Jesus.
totally not cult behavior
Let’s start with a big-ass “H”!
The past is the past, surely more letters will fit in the same space!
Welp, I have only now seen this post on the 19.09.2024.
I guess I did not only miss the notification, but also the rapture itself.
Not again
Afraid so. Hope you enjoy the great snatch.
sigh - Days without thinking about her: 0
the lady in the red dress?
(snatch is a euphemism for vagina)
The rapture is when we all get vacuumed back up into Eve’s vagina, so it works.
Probably better than going back into Adam’s balls.
Phenomenal snatch.
From snatch you came, and to snatch you shall return.
What happens if you have a Sinful Thought during “The Great Snatch”? Do you get un-Snatched? What if you immediately Repent? Do you get Snatched again? Will there be people bouncing back and forth indefinitely?
Post-Rapture looting anyone?
Why not Pre-Rapture looting?
Why do you think I still live in Texas?
If you already live in hell, nothing changes?
I don’t know how to post gifs 😭
You have to post an external link to them, you can’t upload them.
They dont make it easy
Everyone gets a new phone!
Woohoo!
Can we reschedule? I have plans tonight
What mental gymnastics do you think the sign maker will have to perform, when nothing happens today?
This is someone who is clearly winded after light mental calisthenics.
Mysterious Ways ™️
Something about god’s holding out to see if Trump wins because he’s not sure wait hold on…
nonsense, there are only 12 months
