Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.
3/10.
7/10 with rice.
Perfect five out of seven.
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Having been banned from every subreddit I ever subscribed to, this sounds about right.
Then you message the mid, nothing.
My favorite was when I posted one comment on some obscure have subreddit about the Ukraine war.
Then I was immediately bagged from like a dozen other subreddits, many of which I had never heard of. Reasons included violating political rules … on a gaming subreddit about a game that simulates war between Russia and NATO. Go figure.
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Here have this award. 👁️🗨️
Thanks for the stranger, kind gold.
Will trade up votes, trying to build karma
Divorce him
Hit Facebook, gym up and delete the lawyer
“I’ll get off Facebook now!”, he said
and though he really tried
Those Russian bots still hacked his shit
…and Timmy fucking died.
But I feel obligated to be there for him since he broke his arms…
The Iranian yoghurt is not the issue here
Came here to say this
Haha pun thread moo yourself
Don’t have a cow
Bullish behavior
Really milking it aren’t you
Udderly silly, guy
What a beefy comment.
See you’re trying to steer the conversation
At least they’re moo-ving.
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Found the r/mobileuser
This.
This
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This (only downvote this comment)
Captain here
This
Flies away
Go back to 9gag
This. So much this.
^This
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I don’t have real money, but you deserve this ⭐
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What did they say? This place has gone to shit.
It didn’t work for me
All I see is *************
hunter2
Hahaha!
Hey, that’s the combination on my luggage!
Ah, the ol’ Reddit switch-a-roo. Hold my relevant topic, I’m going in!
Wow, really well said. Extremely important that everyone reads this info above
Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger
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I also choose this guy’s dead wife.
Sexy sexitors of sexxit, how do you sexily sex sex?
Do you have a good sourdough recipe?
OMG that EAR!!!
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Are you sure about that? I was watching a youtube video some time ago and it said that the 7% thing is false. What sources do you have that its true? I have gotten many many propts from stangers and have NEVER gotten an allergic reaction. Edit: found the video.
I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
I have a 14 year old device with a very obscure problem, does anyone have a solution for this?
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I have this problem too!
Edit: Nevermind. Fixed it.
So what is the solution?
Edit: After hours I found the solution. Np
F
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Does anybody know what this said?! I’m having the same problem!
Edit: nevermind, I figured it out.
This worked perfectly, thanks!
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…and that’s why.
Source: am a doctor.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger.
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r/murderedbywords
Please don’t ask me how I managed to take this picture…
Did you break both of your arms?
r/croppingishard
Did your mom take it for you?
How did you manage to take this picture?
With a camera, dummy.
Like this:
Wait, how did you take that picture?
