Cheese actually contains a low dose opiate analog.
Cheddar is the opiate of the masses
Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain
Here’s a model recreation of the cheese molecule entering the cheese receptor
my entire body is a cheese receptor
you beat me to the punch
Now this is the real internet funeral
Wow
Popup:
One example of explicitly learning why you don’t click on something when it says click here.
This looks way shittier than I remember it.
I don’t know why but I made it my new lock screen, thanks.
take me the fuck back
To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?
yep. fuck it.
but also no social media brainwashing, mass surveillance, and the like.
How did they manage to center the text???
Its not vertically centered, so probably with
<center><center>It was easy before CSS
<center> was a thing
Tables and/or spacer gifs.
Os-tan!
Dear god… no…
I kinda miss the animated logos you would see in Netscape and Internet Explorer.
Not a javascript in sight. Just people enjoying their internet. And cheese.
This is the ideal web design. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.
00:44
When it was still possible to find the ends of the internet before 1 AM.
