• cm0002@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    What in the fuck‽ It’s true

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beethoven_(film)

    However, Dr. Varnick seeks large-skulled dogs such as St. Bernards for an ammunition test.

    Under the guise of doing a follow-up exam on Beethoven, Varnick visits the Newton home. After applying fake blood onto his arm and Beethoven, Varnick provokes Beethoven into a fight and convinces George that the dog attacked him, but Emily protests that the attack was fake. Varnick warns George that Beethoven may be turning aggressive and must be put to sleep, or he will have no choice but to press charges.

    But also, what dumb fucks, if they really wanted to test fancy ammo they could use bears or similar. Fuckers have some THICC skulls