• L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    It swam here dummy. Everyone knows lady liberty is the first mecha ever made. That’s why it turned green, from all the seaweed it had to eat.

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      2 months ago

      I have it on good authority that she is fueled by ghost boogers and Jackie Wilson songs, and she’s controlled with an NES Advantage joystick. There was a documentary.

    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Not the copper armor they used way back then? Dang, next you’re going to tell me it didn’t run off of coal-fueled steam power too