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minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI don’t need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don’t exist outside of the interwebs
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThat’s exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, “not” Jessica. I’m onto you.
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoMy name is TotallynotJessica because I don’t have a corporeal form. There’s no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoIf you’re really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI don’t unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoMmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoIm sorry. Please don’t haunt me!
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoIf the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.
I don’t need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don’t exist outside of the interwebs
That’s exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, “not” Jessica. I’m onto you.
My name is TotallynotJessica because I don’t have a corporeal form. There’s no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!
If you’re really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽
I don’t unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔
Mmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!
Im sorry. Please don’t haunt me!
If the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.
😘