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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      I too try to only shit on company time

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.

        Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.

    • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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      My wife keeps telling me that…

      • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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        Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!

        • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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          Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.

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      I rarely physically shudder from text

    • RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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      If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

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      I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Thank you, and you’re welcome.

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      2 years ago

      What a terrible day to have eyes.

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