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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI too try to only shit on company time
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoThey’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol. Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
minus-squaremoving to lemme.zip. @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoMy wife keeps telling me that…
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoWhy? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
minus-squaremoving to lemme.zip. @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoJust know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI rarely physically shudder from text
minus-squareRoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
I rarely physically shudder from text
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
What a terrible day to have eyes.