Let’s hope he had some high capacity magazines to match
McMaster-Carr catalog.
That could kill a man rolling down a hill
At least the tp is oriented in the right direction.
Yeah it’s long but how wide is it? 4"+ or I’m out. Shrinkflation shouldn’t be applied to toilet paper.
Garbage toilet paper found often at the workplace. People especially poor in money and/or taste will sometimes use it in their homes.
Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
If it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t.
Your asshole will thank me
Does it flake like a French pastry?
I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
Nor should they ever again.
It’s a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world
The toilet paper or his asscheeks?
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I rarely physically shudder from text
What a terrible day to have eyes.
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.
Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.
But at the same time, almost slippery.
And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
Plus side, it’s basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It’s effectively pipe grease.
Try a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.
I mean if it’s cheap I would definitely do that too
Oh yeah, my cats going to have a field day with that.
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
One of my neighbors owns a restaurant. When covid hit, they dropped boxes of gloves, hand sanitizer, and those rolls of TP off for everyone on the street. I still have one
That is a solidly decent neighbour.
Your friend steals TP from work. That’d the ones that go in those big industrial dispensers
They also sell them at Sam’s club
We Canadians are still mad at Sam’s club. I bought a yearly membership and a month later they shut down and refused to refund anyone. We’re also mad we lost the Disney store, that place was legit a great place to find deals and stuff for the kids easily.
The Disney store is a grift IMO. Target also carries Disney crap, so if I really need it, there’s usually a sale or something that I can take advantage of at some point before a birthday or something.
We don’t have target in Canada either. But I would always find crazy sales on clothes for the kids and even collectibles, like star wars stuff at the Disney store. They used to mark down stuff a lot cause they had to cycle in new products often. I heard they intended Canadians to just order stuff online, but the shipping costs are absurd.
Whole country mad about the local businesses in your town, huh?
They must be bored as hell in Nunavut
You’re one of those people that wakes up and just wants to be an asshole to everyone huh?
Having seen your comment history, you’re just a pedantic fuck. Bet people love you at parties.
If a joke that slight makes you super mad, you probably shouldn’t be on the internet bro.
Tissue paper in a wind tunnel.
It’s really not that serious.
It’s a good idea but is there any way to get it legally?
Edit: Amazon
Your local janitorial supply is better than Amazon.
Honestly every household should have an account at one, everything there is practical and works well unlike most modern consumer products. Dirt cheap too.
Stuff like broom and dustpan, mop and bucket, spray bottles, squeegees, concentrated cleaning products, paper towel… Buy commercial grade, buy it for life.
Good fuckin tip my person! Fire as fuck
As a corollary, look for restaurant supply places to get utensils and whatnot, it’s usually cheaper and you’ll get more durable stuff. A lot of them don’t require memberships either.
Business owners generally buy from business-supply places and not regular retail stores. So if a smaller business could conceivably want to buy something, there’s probably a business-supply place that sells it nearby. You may pay a bit more for durable things, but it’s often actually cheaper and they don’t cycle things out as quickly (businesses will inevitably need to buy more, and they want them to match).
Shitting in bulk i see.
Nice, that might last my wife one, maybe two days.
The secret is a bidet. Much cleaner and suddenly I spend a third on toilet paper compared to before (you still use some for drying and checking).
RIP your plumbing.
I just have a garbage disposal at the bottom of my toilet. I turn it on before flushing for the “bigger deposits” 🌀
Oh so now people are too privileged to have a poopknife around?
Get you some class
If you can fit it on your roll holder why wouldn’t you? That’s just good sense right there
💯he stole that from a public bathroom
If it’s a public bathroom are you actually stealing from it?
Yes. Same as if he took the toilet home with him.
But it’s public property.
Yeah, the person has removed the public property from the ‘public’ and made it a private property.
Public property means owned by the public, not “free item”. If you make it private it is stealing from the public.
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