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minus-squareHexadecimalSky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoEvery once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoTry a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.
minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIf it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t. Your asshole will thank me
minus-squarewaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIs it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoDoes it flake like a French pastry?
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoThe toilet paper or his asscheeks?
minus-squarecocobean@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
minus-squareNfamwap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIt’s a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoMy wife keeps telling me that…
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoWhy? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoJust know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI rarely physically shudder from text
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI too try to only shit on company time
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThey’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol. Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
minus-squareRoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
minus-squareBarbecueCowboy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoPlus side, it’s basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It’s effectively pipe grease.
minus-squareTransporter Room 3@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoMy old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper. Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with. But at the same time, almost slippery. And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
Try a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.
If it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t.
Your asshole will thank me
Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
Does it flake like a French pastry?
The toilet paper or his asscheeks?
I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
I’m fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
Nor should they ever again.
It’s a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
I rarely physically shudder from text
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Plus side, it’s basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It’s effectively pipe grease.
My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.
Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.
But at the same time, almost slippery.
And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.