Big if true
my condolences
I’m surprise they didn’t go with its official name, “terf island”.
Sadly, there is more than one terf island
I’m watching the US become terf (turtle) island right now.
Ouch
The flavor of British food and the beauty of British women made British men the finest sailors in the world.
Helen of Troy was so beautiful she launched a thousand ships, so you can measure beauty in miliHelens based on how many ships are launched and ugliness in negative (how many ships are launched in the opposite direction).
Based on this website at its ugliest the UK had –2.3 Helens
Is nazi Germany the country with the most beauty in history? Imperial Japan?
I mean, they launched a lot of ships themselves too, so it might be a wash. I’m also not sure how to count U-boats.
Get well soon!
Is this what succesful Brexit looks like?
I’m afraid that UK could steal this post to show in one of their museums
My sincerest condolences.
So real
Skill Issues. Git gud and make it the United Republics already.
Random fact: the UK Revenue and Customs system is open source (it’s written in Scala)
I’m sorry for your loss.
