90% of the population of Canada lives within about 100 miles of the United States border. Canada being America’s hat makes moree sense in that respect.
But Florida is clearly a cock, so… I’m into it.
Jokes aside, we do know, if you’re not from here. Our whole national identity revolves around the resulting inferiority complex, lol.
Speaking as an American, I’d like to say that any other American who gets sincerely mad at this deserves to be messed with. It’s funny. Get over yourself.
no but there are canadians I want to fuck and some of them have dicks and I have to imagine this now. I have to imagine touching florida. this is Not Okay.
I’m mad that Fl*rida is hanging out of the shorts. 🤮
Cover that shit up.
Tell me that you wouldn’t think Floridians would do that
Unite as one humongous cock? That’s what they do all day every day.
It’s getting less funny every day though. I’d say things are downright concerning in Florida nowadays.
Yeah. It really is a trash fire
What da Mexico doin?
Does it cancel out because we also made fun of Florida?
Lol Florida would be a dick.😆 What does that say about all the old people we exile to the Floridian badlands. Is it a metaphor for rebirth?
lol, how long has this meme been around.
I’ll allow it.
(That’s a joke. I’ll encourage it, in fact.)
Credentials: am American.
Pretty sure they’re plenty mad amongst themselves as it is.
In our defense:
*gestures at the general state of our country*
Took exactly 11 minutes from posting for an American to be like “no u”. Absolutely no sense of humour.
swag hat
-parent commenter
Plays into the joke
Accused of no sense of humor
This is why Quebec keeps trying to leave you.
Yeah, but Quebec would leave anybody, even themselves if they could.
Lol and the title of your post implies Americans get “big mad” about this silliness. Looks like a pretty sad attempt at rage-baiting and then not understanding when it didn’t work
I was just going along with the joke lol it’s just a meme dude, calm down
Jokes on them, they didn’t know we were already immune to pompous xenophobes by living here.
Make Canada hat again.
Nope, America is the pants and Alaska is the hat.
America is Canada’s pants AND hat.
Mind blown
Canada looks like blood exploding out of pants
Europe staring across the pond:
So it’s blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I’m interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I’m cool with being Canada’s shorts if y’all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!
That was my thought, too.
Alternately, I’d consider re-accepting the weiner into our pants if we could get some of that socialized heath care.
That’s because of all the snowbirds
The backside of Arizona looks similar
Florida is absolutely North America’s penis.
I enjoyed living in Florida, and I’m moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America’s dong.
Why would you move to Florida?
Cheap rent with a friend and the ability to move right back out again. I was laid off recently just as I was about to move for work and the choices were be homeless in LA, be homeless in Dallas, or move back into my old room in Jacksonville.
Ah yes, the eternal, ultimate reason to move to a shithole.
Possibly a strong urge to get shot by the police
florida’s a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.
and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf
fuck florida. there’s no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again
Coincidentally my problem is, in fact, that no one is paying me.
While Sweden is Europe’s. But don’t worry, size is not all that matters.
Wait, so is Europe about to slap the UK across the face? Why did you guys line it up like that.
Also, what does this mean about me liking Salmiakki, the pungent salty candy from Finland?
I live in South Carolina and I absolutely love salmiak lol anyone I’ve ever convinced to try it has hated it though 😔
You could try introducing them to the liquor first - while people may shudder when eating a non-sweet candy people tend to be a lot more open to salty drinks.
Omg I’ll move to Japan first.
Jorts
Someone’s mom totally gonna blow me through these jorts!
I like the sentiment, though it would be even better if Canada was facing backwards and Florida was a dangling turd instead of a dangling penis.
