It’s Minne-pop okay.
… Oregon?
No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.
That’s Mississoda learn geology
What happened to Misterssoda?
He is trans and now mississoda
She.
He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!
It happens more often than you would think, due to social pressure.
xD
This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.
We’re playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.
I take Strategema for my adhd
This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.
I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more
After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.
I think I don’t get it.
The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon
Oregano
So obvious, not sure why I didn’t see it before!
It’s because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.
They are stretching the story to fit the truth.
I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?
It’s a shitpost, the joke is that it’s the wrong state
Gah fuck. Should have looked at what sub I was in.
That’s what I was missing.
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
Mini soda - Minnesota.
O R E G O N T R A I L
Developed by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium.
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said “you start first so I know what to do” so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.
= Oregon?
obamna
SODA!!!
Shrinkflation would like a word
i’m not fallin for it i’ve had my wheaties
Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost
This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.
No one has even noticed that
- A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
- The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
That’s because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.
Gimli was in it too
It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.
My favorite Gimli movie is “Spirited Away”.
I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn’t worth watching anymore.
Enhanced Burger and regular Burger
No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it’s the same year, and they’re the same person, but everything else is different.
But thats Washington 😡😤
Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.
Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
No. You’re all wrong. That’s still my phone.
No, this is Patrick
Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
I don’t know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That’s why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
whoosh
Went right over their Oregon!
Pop them right up the Florida!
I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
It’s the same burger.
This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs
Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…
This is new Milwaukee.
It tastes almost as great as it’s name.
I’ve drank their “Best”.
In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie
This is an 11/10
Popregon
Brilliant.
Fun-size tonic
I’m thinking about it and now my brain hurty
