ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Opossums@lemmy.world · 2 years agoJust leave me alonelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoSomeone recently hit me with, “What do you have going on the rest of the day?” and I stood in stunned silence for way too long.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI’ve adopted, “Nothing, it’s great!”
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI usually just say “recovering from this” and gesture vaguely at everything
minus-squarecheesymoonshadow@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI like asking coworkers near the end of our shift, “What’s for dinner?”
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI alwas answer those questions with a “why’s that?”, makes them actually asknwhat they want while you think of a lie. You’re not gonna trick me into hanging out with you this time!
Someone recently hit me with, “What do you have going on the rest of the day?” and I stood in stunned silence for way too long.
I’ve adopted, “Nothing, it’s great!”
I usually just say “recovering from this” and gesture vaguely at everything
Weeping and wailing
as little as possible.
I like asking coworkers near the end of our shift, “What’s for dinner?”
I alwas answer those questions with a “why’s that?”, makes them actually asknwhat they want while you think of a lie.
You’re not gonna trick me into hanging out with you this time!