Rubber boots in motion
Electrodes ready
2,000 volts coming up!
Where’s the dimension travelling rocket?
It’s targeting all the people in America french kissing.
And literally just zapping French fries out of existence
We ignored the cease and desist letters for too long.
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Those lasers would wreck a drone swarm
Le baguettes will begin to show up in 2-3 business days
Laser Guided ICBMs: InterContinental Baguette Missiles
Napoleon: [Heavy Breathing]
It has been upgraded to Eiffel 65
It’s all in the colour…
Yo, listen up! Here′s the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside
Shit guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming… Fire our shit!
But I am le tired.
Vell, have a nap ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Wasn’t this in C&C: Red Alert 2?
Lmao I clicked on the post because I wanted to write the exact same thing
I was just thinking that. Was it turned into a huge Tesla coil or something?
Yes
The city was poorly guarded because most of the French forces had joined with the Germany army along the Polish border. Taking advantage of this weakness, the Soviets sent a squad of Tesla troopers to turn the Paris Tower into a giant Tesla coil. The plan was successful, devastating the Allied forces in the region and forcing thousands of Parisians to flee.
What a killer plot that game had.
Secret presidential bunker in the Alamo! SPPPAAAAACCCEEE!
One of my favorites. And for anyone wanting to play them again, all the first decade command and conquer games were added to steam and they all run out of the box with none of EAs launcher bullshit
Try the Mental Omega mod. Easily three months worth of campaign content
I got to witness their first test fire, during a recent school trip.
Which planet did they destroy?
Earth, obv.
Looks to be another part of France. Which is pretty on brand for the French, as no one hates the French more than the French.
Can confirm: lived in Paris. The French detest nothing more than The French. Besides the French Caribbeans, they don’t hate anything. Probably because they’re not in France.
Lol
Aim for tour montparnasse!
“are you still there?”
Wasn’t this in Foucault’s Pendulum by Umberto Eco?
Nah, the Eifle tower will only be weaponized when you station tesla troopers around the base of it who turn it into an enormous tesla coil.
