Can’t believe they cast RDJ as Dr DOOM when this guy is out there somewhere.
Average Redditor Boyfriend
Leaving the oceans was a mistake.
Anon is the boyfriend AND the girlfriend.
It sounds like her boyfriend is Ignatius J. Reilly lol
Very healthy yes
I’m sure that happened.
I don’t know much about women, but I know calling them pretentious, their emotions absurd, their conversation inane, their intelligence non-existent and their mental age toddler level probably isn’t the best way to keep them around long-term.
I don’t think gender is even relevant in this case.
Yeah this just seems like an any% speed run to getting cut off by literally anyone
Or a test to see if the partner will stay around for abuse after a period of silence…
Silence, then abuse and after that love bombing
Look, if you’re dating an idiot (m or f) that’s fine, be happy. But ffs don’t be an abusive jackass.
Something struck me, I first pictured the boyfriend as the classic overweight, smelly, unkempt neckbeard. Are there new visual tropes for these sorts of pseudo intellectuals or are fedora-clad 2010 Jonah Hill lookalikes still the stereotype?
Don’t sleep on the skinny dork archetype.
That is a dude who needs to have a dry dick for a while.
Like the rest of his life?
At the very least until he gets just mature enough to realize he’s not anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.
My reply text would be, “We’re done. Goodbye.”
dang, i’d have just hit block
Just “blocked”
Thats generous
I will do you one better:
We’re done. Badbye.
this will show him 😤
Based on the etymology ‘Satanbye’ would be more correct. But that might not carry the same meaning as your proposal
You’re a Nerd. Badbye.
Why am I picturing a Doctor Doom kinda villain typing this? Altough this being 4chan, I’m guessing we would be closer to The Monarch.
You guys are missing the title: “fembot feels”. The narrator is not a human but a chatbot.
goddamn there’s some new friends around here 😂
Nah. More like someone who never cared about /r9k/. I’m old enough in that shithole to remember the AnT spam.
I only know about r9k through greentexts, I just stick with trolling on /g/ and /tg/ :P
In 4chan parlance that just means she’s calling herself autistic. Which in 4chan world may or may not be literal
I don’t think that it’s the case here. The bf talks about inane babble and implies that OP has the intelligence of a 4yo, that makes more sense if the narrator is a virtual gf bot than for a real and autistic human.
The 4chan board is probably robot9000, or r9k. It’s common on that board to refer to posters as “robots” instead of “anons”, “fembot” is their equivalent of “femanon”.
Ah, got it. It’s one of those boards that I never cared about, so I wasn’t aware of that.
