• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    *Alien ship arrives into orbit. It’s powerful energy weapons aimed at our major population centers.*

    Alien Ship: “Attention experiment 2648.996. It has been 50,000 orbits since your last status report. Name one good thing you have accomplished since we allowed you free reign over this planet.”

    *Humans hold their beloved dogs as they look up in fear. Dogs lovingly lick their humans.*

    Alien Ship: “Well done 2648.996. Well done.”