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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Shiny and chrome

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Shiny and chrome

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    TWO TRUCKS

    HAVING SEX

    • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 months ago

      MY MUSCLES

      MY MUSCLES

      INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

      • tjsauce@lemmy.world
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        TWO PICKUP TRUCK MAKING LOVE

  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    I’d shit bricks if I ever see it on the road, in a mirror.

    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      shit bricks

      Oh fuck, that phrase brought me back to the late 2000s

      • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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        I hope your ass has recovered since then. Thoughts and prayers 🙏🙏🙏

  • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Isn’t this just Skibdi Toilet?

    • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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      No it’s Murphy’s Law

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Twisted Murphy

  • Boo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    Two trucks, having sex

    • Binette@lemmy.ml
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      3 months ago

      Two trucks, having sex

      • tjsauce@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        My muscles

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          3 months ago

          My muscles

          • Edge004@lemm.ee
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            3 months ago

            Involuntarily flex

        • Binette@lemmy.ml
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          3 months ago

          My muscles

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Yes shiny and bright

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    3 months ago

    Convertible

  • weremacaque@midwest.social
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    This is such a horrible idea that I want to make it for Gaslands.

  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Only if it blows flames from it’s eyes.

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    And it makes loud sounds, man, that “heh he heh he” Murphy laugh.

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