I’m not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.
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In all fairness, unless you’re getting your salsa from the taco kiosk in the gas station, most salsa in Texas tastes like it was made in New York City.
(Or if you live in El Paso, but I’ve never really seen that as part of Texas. It’s its own place)
He doesn’t look goofier than anyone else that dresses up like a cowboy that isn’t actively doing rodeo/ranching on horseback.
That picture has to be doctored because he is out of shape and fat
Eh, a really good photographer can fix that
With editing tools
No. Get a rope.
All hat, no cattle.
Poser
I’m totally heterosexual by the way. In case anybody would question my sexuality. But nobody would because I’m so obviously heterosexual. I mean, I drive a humongous truck, and I wear cowboy attire and I absolutely love Brokeback Mountain, the cowboy documentary, and I eat meat, and I am heterosexual, so yeah.
Also, one of my favourite hobbies is making my own fudge which I then pack and send to all my friends.
Is this an AI photo?
Bases on the comments the last time I saw this posted: probably.
Let’s say it wouldn’t exactly shock me if Elon posted AI photos of himself looking tough.
It ‘worked’ for Mr Putin.
Thanks!
I came to say: Putin’s been doing it for decades
i am positive that it is, and if not it is super airbrushed. it has that uncanny valley look. it looks about 98% human. Elon at his best looks no more than 70% human.
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A rich poser.
It’s always funny to me that these billionaires have to cosplay as a badass. Can’t be your actual self, gotta always pretend to be a strong man.
And to make it worse, I’m like 85% sure that this is an AI generated image, so it’s him asking AI to show him what he looks like in cosplay.
It is AI. This is actually Elon musk in a cowboy hat:
It’s hot AF is Texas. What’s with all the layers he’s wearing.
Why y’all hating on NYC salsa? Must be a reference I don’t get.
Also, fuck Musk.
As an American 90s kid…
There was a series of TV commercials for Pace Picante Salsa. In this series of commercials, there’s a group of cowboys gathered around somewhere, like a campfire, and they’re eating something Tex-Mex.
They get to comparing their salsa jars and they realize Pace is made in Texas, but “This stuffs made in New York City!”, to which additional cowboys and/or extras chant in unison, “NEW YORK CITY?”.
Then “get a rope”
It’s a television commercial… (in the voice of Frau Farbissina)
No you don’t understand, they cannot mix tomatoes salt and peppers together in the northeast.
…well see, there’s your tell already: the primary ingredient in real salsa is peppers, not tomatoes…
Big hat, no cattle
There was, however, a horse mentioned that one time…
I don’t think the flight attendant accepted his offer.
She didn’t, but it was mentioned.
Tax(his)Ass
