Bonus letter to a judge. 
Happy holidays!
This gave “I” a Cyprus Constipation.
There are far too many "s"es in that first posts, and not enough apostrophes. I can forgive the latter, but the former made my brain stutter.
“i” am dumber for having read this
I just glazed past it and saw Europe and UK several times in there. That shit doesn’t have anything to do with America so I don’t know what’s going on here. I mean the Bible nonsense I get, but that’s standard issue crazy.
Unfortunately they forgot to put the I in quotes in the last sentence, invalidating the whole document.
Did you mean to leave the name visible at the bottom of the judge’s letter? That’s quite a distinctive name.
But is it the uppercase or the lowercase name?
Removed by mod
Dear “judge,”
“i” order you to drop my case.
Sincerely,
“i”
I like how it abruptly switches from bible verses to various legal texts, all presented with no excerpts or citations. Is the entire book meant to serve as evidence?
Plot twist: Republicans get their way and install theocracy, then can’t enforce any debts or laws because sovcit bullshit quoting the bible suddenly becomes legit.
I hope that judge takes those bible verses into account when deciding on Cypriot law.
The judge probably took an oath on a bible so they would have to.
Like I said the other day, you’re not really on Ken M’s level.
I’m not trying to be anyone else, I’m just myself and I wish that was good enough for you.
It’s not. Not when we have Oscar-winner Margot Robbie on Lemmy.
We do?
…maybe?
Edit: Wrong link - https://lemm.ee/u/MargotRobbie
But she never shows her feet.
You clearly didn’t see Barbie.
Now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services!
I have fifteen copies of it on Ultra HD Blu-ray and those are definitely a foot double’s feet.
