That’s a lot of death.
Mine: “Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial.”
Too much bread in that case 😂
The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn’t even taste good, it’s just the brain wash that these things taste good.
On my period, I could eat this easily
Heartburn.
D Trumps head
Ach, my arteries!
Needs bacon and a fried egg.
indigestion
Am I the only one that immediately thought of the Japanese Windows 7 Whopper?
https://www.mashed.com/637143/burger-king-japans-windows-7-whopper-was-almost-impossible-to-eat/
America 🇺🇸
heart attack
I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea
Ew
Needs ketchup and onion rings
Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5’5" and 5’10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.
Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.
A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.
Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I’m a fucking python.
