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I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.
I’m a guy, I’m already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.
Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)
Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost
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I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I’d check out what the fuzz is all about.
Tit loans please.
Can I loan a pair of DD’s for a few weeks. I’d like to see how they suit me.
Spongebob narrator voice: moments laturr…
Those are like K or L cups lol.
No, K cups look like this:
Last time I send you bra shopping!
Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there
Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.
Potassium vaccines.
Wouldn’t kill you, or if it’s enough to do so, it wouldn’t be very fast. You need the potassium to be injected in a vein to work, intermuscular injections don’t absorb to the heart fast enough. It would, however, fucking HURT and cause potential necrosis and amputation.
Now imagine what botched lethal injections are like.
Dice, obviously.
You can only get one though.
Its just german, it says “The Mart”
Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?
Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!
Natürlich!
It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring
Hell looks awfully familiar… Something about happiness.
Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔
Only if it’s the BFG9000.
Ding ding ding. What a mindfuck it was.
Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right
Something something Tyler Durden… Nah still not right. Plenty of mayhem tho.
Maybe happiness is worth fighting for, who knows…
Is that the gas station from my house.wad?
Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.
As a transfem enby fighting with insurance in the US South, I’ll give Tit Loans a whirl
No one believese, but I swear one time the stores lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.
Probably because you forgot to take a picture
Hell means luck in Norse.
That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.
and light/pale in German (and it’s ilk).
Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Break Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.
And? How is your first post coming? It’s been five hours. Is your friend OK?
He no longer has it, or at least couldn’t find it. The search continues.
Ahhhhhhhh, I’m still holding out hope
No word yet.
do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?
Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.
Thanks for the heads up!
I remember a show store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes
Yeah, that’s a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.
