Imagine seeing this and thinking “yes, because Donald Trump and Joe Biden do the same thing, Donald Trump is worse” instead of recognizing how fucked we are if either of them wins
Yeah, it seems like either one will be a walking nightmare. This may be the first election I write in Donald Duck or something.
The post isn’t saying Trump is worse. Trump is worse, but this isn’t why.
Where’s his other (tiny) hand at?
Ew wtf is this?
Edit: Also here is the source of OP’s image
Wtf, he went for a mouth kiss!?
Same immediate thought as well. The fuck?
Ugh he’s so fucking gross
Why are you surprised? He bragged about barging into the changing rooms at child pagents.
I’m surprised he tried to molest a black child.
Nah, remember his “little guys with yarmulkes” thing back in 2016? He likes minorities so long as they “know their place”.
Hey come on now, he’s an equal opportunity rapist!
I mean my grandmother did too. It was gross when she did it, but not surprising. Old people are frickin weird.
Nice adobe after effects. Plus, nobody would be attracted to some black girl who smells like crack like her mother
Looking at your posts and comments makes me want to soak my brain in bleach from all that antisemitism, racism, and general hypocrisy. Just seeing the first handful of things made me feel like I walked by an open window of a gop convention
They deleted all their comments 😂
That’s very satisfying. Excellent work @[email protected]
They got banned site-wide, according to the modlog :)
Everybody Sucks Here.
We deserve the freedom to vote for who best represents us, secure in the knowledge that our vote will still be cast against those we don’t want in office if our top pick didn’t win.
Consider watching a video on First Past the Post voting to understand why the spoiler effect exists.
One party in particular is stifling attempts to change FPTP. So step one is to remove them from office.
Idk why people are down voting you; you’re not advocating for voting 3rd party but rather for moving towards a system where we can do so safely.
Down votes are prob mostly from starting with “Everybody Sucks Here”
I don’t need to think Biden doesn’t suck to admit it’s optimal to vote for him.
Agreed
It’s probably the people who don’t give a shit about FPTP but want you to vote 3rd party anyway, for…reasons…definitely not to harm Biden’s chances of winning the election because they’re foreign agents, not those reasons, other, unspecified, reasons
Interesting… I assumed the down votes were most likely from Biden fans who hate it when people say him and Trump both suck.
And of course both sides of the establishment coin would down vote any hint of a suggestion that we need ranked choice voting
You don’t need to be a Biden fan to understand that project 2025 would be one of the most destructive changes in modern history
Damn Brandon lookin orange af
I would rather deeply french kiss Joe Biden than receive those sticky disgusting Trump lips on my cheek. FTR, I’m not a teen girl, nor even a girl, nor even gay. But I’ll suck Joe Biden tongue all day long before Trump puts his lips anywhere on my body.
What’s the context anyhow? Looks recent but surprised I haven’t heard about it.
When Trump kisses you, there is an orange mark from the fat around his mouth. The actual lip area has no color.
Like a bowl of menudo gone rancid.
With choices like these it’s no wonder why people are choosing to be single nowadays
You can always
votedate third party. How’s a kiss from Bernie sound?I’d prefer AOC.
Hot. It sounds hot.
Ok but…he’s gotta wear the aviators.
Danger zone, Jack!
Still the best onion article of all time
I’m partial to After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016, though admittedly it’s a video, not an article
‘‘Back when Smokey And The Bandit came out, everyone wanted the black paint job, but looking back now, I’m thankful the dealership didn’t have it in stock’’
But then you’d miss the red burning eyes
Aviators stay on during the Sloppy Joe.
Thanks. Now, I can never eat Sloppy Joe’s without thinking Joe Biden giving me a sloppy kiss.
Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events? Is that part of the secret sauce to becoming president?
Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events?
Matt Gaetz enters the chat
Recently, or historically?
I don’t think you’re going to like the historical answer.
The choices currently available to us.
History is important to understand the present.
Historical answers please! I probably will like to know them but will most likely be equally disgusted.
Historically, you shook hands and kissed babies to show you were a man of the people running for office.
That’s why my bid for the Texas Senate fell through. I got the two mixed up.
Dude, they can’t even get Ron DeSantis to display human emotion, I don’t know if the skin suit is too tight or what, but it’s never happened.
Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events?
… so every politician from back in my day? Half the shit they did was kiss babies and give hugs and kisses to people like suit wearing germ monkeys.
I’m pretty sure they still do it too but nobody cares enough to post about it unless they have an agenda lol.
You’d think being a faux-billionaire russian asset election tampering felon and convicted grab her by the pussy rapist would have more of an impact over politicians doing old shit like kissing babies for cameras would matter more.
Maybe we should get rid of all the politicians from back in your day and start electing younger ones that understand how creepy that shit is and also understand modern shit well enough to legislate on it.
Or maybe younger people should chill the fuck out and stop assuming all people are rapists
Nah, keep your nasty mouths to yourselves boomers.
I’m a millenial. Literally every generation except zoomers thinks you guys are being ridiculous.
Who exactly are you talking about?
The “literally every interaction is assault” basement dwelling neo puritans.
I’m a millennial too and I’ve never wanted creepy old fucks touching me.
Who’s talking about kissing babies? Talking about young teen girls.
Politicians kissing babies is a stereotype for a reason.
Why is everyone bringing up kissing babies?
Because that’s what the orange genius is trying to emulate in the picture and gif. But he’s such a creep he’s aiming at preteens instead.
Understanding context is pretty important in everyday life.
