MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoThe men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusionlemmy.todayimagemessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThe men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusionlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square71linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMrderisant@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoThe current “equivalent” I’ve seen is would you rather share your emotions with a tree or a woman.
minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoA tree. Inanimate objects are good listeners.
minus-squareMongostein@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoA tree isn’t going to use those emotions you shared when your were feeling down against you when she gets mad that you forgot to unload the dishwasher two months later 🤷🏻♂️
minus-squareSonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoYeah, but do you know how dangerous a tree is? It will eat you alive without mercy
minus-squareGlemek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoNonono, we had this discussion about the snake yesterday: the tree kills you by dropping a limb on you long before it eats you.
minus-squareNoIWontPickAName@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoTree, but I have anxiety issues and trees don’t trigger them
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoExceptional woman over average tree. Average tree over average woman. Exceptional tree? Not sure.
The current “equivalent” I’ve seen is would you rather share your emotions with a tree or a woman.
A tree. Inanimate objects are good listeners.
A tree isn’t going to use those emotions you shared when your were feeling down against you when she gets mad that you forgot to unload the dishwasher two months later 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah, but do you know how dangerous a tree is? It will eat you alive without mercy
Nonono, we had this discussion about the snake yesterday: the tree kills you by dropping a limb on you long before it eats you.
Tree, but I have anxiety issues and trees don’t trigger them
Exceptional woman over average tree. Average tree over average woman. Exceptional tree? Not sure.