Seriously I hate that. I always fantasize about having sex with very attractive women. It really grinds my fuck gears because I know that I will be a virgin forever because prostitution is illegal in Canada. So I unfortunately can not pay a very attractive 18 year old woman to have sex with me. I really wish that I was Asexual so that I could be happy with myself being a virgin forever.

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    But the problem is I have no interest at all in being in a romantic relationship with women. All I want to do is pay a multiple attractive women to have sex with me. But unfortunately prostitution is illegal in Canada so unfortunately I will be a virgin forever.

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      Go join the porn industry.
      I can see the title now, “sad virgin boy gets pegged by multiple women”.

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        No you’re wrong. The title will be sad old virgin man gets pegged by multiple teen girls.

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      Fun fact: just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it’s impossible. Also, I know hookup culture has changed a lot in the decade and a half since I was your age but it’s still possible to have sex at not be in a relationship

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        Fun fact: just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it’s impossible.

        I’d have definitely had a lot less fun if I’d steered clear if anything that breaks the law.

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        The problem is I’m a ugly old man so unfortunately no very attractive woman is ever going to have sex with me just for the fun of it.

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          Ig I just assumed you were younger. Regardless, appearance is 50% something you can actually control. Just learn to dress well and how to hold a conversation

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      There are other countries than canada. But that probably isn’t a possibolity for you, with your can’t-do-attitude.