• Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Yeah, swamps are great. I spent a week in a burning, alligator-infested swamp, and it beats the hell out of being around other people.

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    7 months ago

    This river can kill you 1,000 ways.

    l can handle it. The only thing I’m afraid of is the candiru acu.

    It’s a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge.

    You have to cut it out.

    That’s it I’m going back to L.A.!

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      7 months ago

      it makes you feel better, the fish has only been documented doing this once in 1997, and it could have been a hoax

      Originally I thought the fish only went up there if you peed in the water, but that too seems questionable…

      But it does seem to like swimming up women’s hooha’s. Just don’t be a woman and you’ll be fine!

  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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    7 months ago

    So he is saying that getting drops of swamp water up your butt is totally safe? Or does he have a sphincter with an IP6 rating?

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      7 months ago

      He’s probably got an amoeba living in him somewhere important. But hey, he’s old, he don’t give a fuck.