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minus-squareSomething Burger 🍔@jlai.lulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months ago“Act of God”, get fucked. Also we raised your monthly fee by 50% because, based on previous events, you’re more likely than others to have you car Hulk-smashed.
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoInsurance must be through the roof the same way it’s gone up the last few years because of higher accident rates globally.
minus-squareBigFig@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoI think super heros would probably just crash the insurance market
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoYeah they just stop insuring folks, a real problem lately with Florida and California.
minus-squaremister_flibble@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months ago “Act of God” No, that’s just if Thor or Loki smashes your car.
minus-squareSidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThey pay that out once begrudgingly and then add “act of mutant” to the list
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agopoints at a Hawkeye arrow in the windshield Ugh, fine adds “act of normal guy who is just weirdly good with a bow and arrow” to the list
“Act of God”, get fucked. Also we raised your monthly fee by 50% because, based on previous events, you’re more likely than others to have you car Hulk-smashed.
Insurance must be through the roof the same way it’s gone up the last few years because of higher accident rates globally.
I think super heros would probably just crash the insurance market
Yeah they just stop insuring folks, a real problem lately with Florida and California.
No, that’s just if Thor or Loki smashes your car.
They pay that out once begrudgingly and then add “act of mutant” to the list
points at a Hawkeye arrow in the windshield
Ugh, fine adds “act of normal guy who is just weirdly good with a bow and arrow” to the list