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spez@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Anon meets a girl

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Anon meets a girl

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spez@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Jeena@jemmy.jeena.net
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    2 years ago

    tldr;

    • ඞmir@lemmy.ml
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      2 years ago

      Just read it, it’s good

      • Matt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        2 years ago

        Worth it.

  • AccurstDemon@sopuli.xyz
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    Just here to say, fuck this long image

    • Psythik@lemm.ee
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      OP is insane if they think that anyone wants to actually read a fucking 500 page novel written by some random dickhead from 4chan. Ain’t happening.

      • tabularasa@lemmy.world
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        Shame. It’s a wonderful story. I think you could take the 5 minutes to read it.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode

    • MyFairJulia@lemmy.world
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      I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.

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    2 years ago

    Who’s cutting onions here?!

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I want to believe.

    • undeffeined@lemmy.ml
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      Fake or not, it was great to read a nice story.

      • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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        Great stories don’t have to be real to be enjoyed.

      • jayrhacker@kbin.social
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        Not sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…

    • kyle@lemm.ee
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      A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved’s D cups? It’s a nice fantasy he’s made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.

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    Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.

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    Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.

    PS: not OP, check username difference please.

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      ah yes, my arch rival!

      • NotSpez@lemm.ee
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        Our battle will be legendary!

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.

      However

      — I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody

      — now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it

      Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!

  • Rachelhazideas@lemm.ee
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    Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. ‘blunt force trama’ from the crash cost her her eye sight.

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    I came here for shitposting, not to feel.

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