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Itte@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon gives good advice

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Anon gives good advice

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Itte@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • arymandias@feddit.de
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    2 years ago

    ‘How about you just start a restaurant’ vibes.

  • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    2 years ago

    Although given the fact that he got caught and arrested, I somewhat I’m doubtful of his bona fides.

    Also who doesn’t know about dye packs?

  • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    Hugely underestimating the natural charisma it takes to make content like this. Most folks just getting out of prison do not have it.

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      My neighbor is my drinking buddy. One random night, he told me about how he was in prison for twenty years after killing a punk. I thought it would be weird but it wasn’t.

      Nice dude. But could not hold a conversation.

      • body_by_make@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I can’t hold a conversation and I haven’t killed anyone

        • Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de
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          2 years ago

          Might as well do it, I guess…

          • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪@lemmy.world
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            2 years ago

            Can just improve things, right?

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      How does one acquire this ‘charisma’?

  • xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    With any charisma at all, this would definitely work.

  • m0darn@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    Just want to mention that I think a lot of parole stipulations could make this infeasible.

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      No idea on the details, but some countries/states/jurisdictions/etc. do not allow you to profit from past crimes.

      But if framed carefully? Maybe? “I’m just providing a video game review based on my past experiences.” Bet there’s a way to pull this off.

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    2 years ago

    As long as it was an fdic insured bank…

    • Scrof@sopuli.xyz
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      At that point it’s community service.

      • iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee
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        2 years ago

        Pretty much.

        • KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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          Except for the PTSD for the people working at the bank. He pled to aggravated assault.

          • PriorityMotif@lemmy.world
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            It depends on which state, but that’s basically just saying that a person felt threatened.

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    The dude could’ve also gone on to try and voice act in a crime game like the guy who voiced Dragan in Payday 2 who robbed a bank before turning to acting.

    • kboy101222@lemm.ee
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      It’s pretty hard to beat that when it comes to experience

  • UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca
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    The Insider channel has done tons of videos like this, several featured an actual ex-bak robber.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      “Alright so today we’re reacting to movie rape scenes…”

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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        I call it the bill Cosby special

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      Oh, is that what they call Tony Jaa now?

      • UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca
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        Sorry I don’t know the reference.

        • littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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          2 years ago

          Tony Jaa. Ong Bak.

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            2 years ago

            Sorry I don’t speak French.

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