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minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation. Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish. Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks. Anatomically incompatible, probably.
minus-squareTechnus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 year agoBro, the genre’s called fantasy for a reason. Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be…
minus-squarestrongarm@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoShe doesn’t love you, you’re the first thing she could grab with a heart beat and two legs
minus-squarebastion@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 year agoNot true! She ate a monkey yesterday. …and she grabbed it before she ate it.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoWhy is your dream a tiny filthy goblin? You can do better.
minus-squareTechnus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI am a big filthy goblin pretty much. A hobgoblin, if you will.
minus-squareparagade@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoMaking a lot of assumptions and claims about a literal fantasy creature.
minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoSure, but I’m probably right, based off franchise lore.
minus-squarepjnick@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoClean shaven arms and legs, combed hair (with highlights?), and an earring all imply that the goblin does care about and maintain her hygiene/appearance
minus-squareKedly@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI mean, the many half races in DnD implies that most races arent anatomically incompatible
I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.
Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.
Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.
Anatomically incompatible, probably.
Bro, the genre’s called fantasy for a reason.
Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be…
She doesn’t love you, you’re the first thing she could grab with a heart beat and two legs
Not true! She ate a monkey yesterday. …and she grabbed it before she ate it.
Beggars can’t be choosers.
Why is your dream a tiny filthy goblin? You can do better.
Like a big filthy goblin?
I am a big filthy goblin pretty much. A hobgoblin, if you will.
knobgobblin’
I can fix her
Making a lot of assumptions and claims about a literal fantasy creature.
Sure, but I’m probably right, based off franchise lore.
Clean shaven arms and legs, combed hair (with highlights?), and an earring all imply that the goblin does care about and maintain her hygiene/appearance
I mean, the many half races in DnD implies that most races arent anatomically incompatible