There are two types of dnd players.
Those who want to live the fantasy of being able to afford rent.
And those who want to fuck monsters.
I propose a third type, who just want to paint the world red.
It’s just a different duality those that want to pain the world red and those that want to paint it white.
Why are people always so dualistic in their categorizations?! What if I want to be able to afford rent and fuck monsters?!
Cyanide! Don’t stick your dick in crazy!
I see your point, but what if she’s really hot?
But don’t stick your dick in crazy!
It’s worth it
He’s hopeless, he’s lost.
How did I just stumble upon a wild Soviet Womble reference? Bwahaha
I saw an opportunity and I took it!
Wasn’t there a Goblin Waifu game that was alright?
“Your a cute short-queen, sure. Been wondering what it would be like to have a squeaker toy, let’s go take a bath together to celebrate.”
“😍”
Edit: I am unsurpised and mildly disappointed that some folks have such narrow minds combined with a lack of humor. Truly a pity.
What the fuck? Oh hell yes!
Source?
Google says it’s “TateOfTot” on twitter.
If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn’t say no.
I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.
Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.
Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.
Anatomically incompatible, probably.
I mean, the many half races in DnD implies that most races arent anatomically incompatible
Making a lot of assumptions and claims about a literal fantasy creature.
Sure, but I’m probably right, based off franchise lore.
Bro, the genre’s called fantasy for a reason.
Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be…
Why is your dream a tiny filthy goblin? You can do better.
Like a big filthy goblin?
I am a big filthy goblin pretty much. A hobgoblin, if you will.
knobgobblin’
She doesn’t love you, you’re the first thing she could grab with a heart beat and two legs
Beggars can’t be choosers.
Not true! She ate a monkey yesterday. …and she grabbed it before she ate it.
I can fix her
Clean shaven arms and legs, combed hair (with highlights?), and an earring all imply that the goblin does care about and maintain her hygiene/appearance
If a
cute goblinwoman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn’t say no.FTFY
She’s like 7 years old and roughly that size too.
@[email protected] deal with this guy
The average goblin is about 3 to 3.5ft. And you can’t really tell a goblins age by looking at them. Admittedly, they reach adulthood at ~8 years old, but they live to 60.
You’re reaching, and it’s kinda creepy.
“It just looks like a kid”
Yeah a bit too much for me lol
It’s a joke my friend. The FBI don’t actually have a lemmy server
I am so sick of these unrealistic body standards.
