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    6 months ago

    {thinking} Captain’s log. Commander Hoek here, on a thirty-six year mission to the Crab Nebula. We’ve made this trip dozens of times. {He stops recording his thoughts and addresses the audience} You know, they say sometimes people go crazy on these long trips. They get the… {He records another thought into his log in a distorted voice} SPACE MADNESS. {He stops recording and faces the audience again, smiling} Heh. Space madness.