ZeroCool@vger.social to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoTake the day off, it's Mother's Dayi.ibb.coimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageTake the day off, it's Mother's Dayi.ibb.coZeroCool@vger.social to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoI was tempted to get back into shoplifting yesterday morning when I went to the grocery store to get flowers and saw the prices. If I could have jammed that vase into my back pocket, I probably would have tried it.
minus-squareRekorse@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoSeriously! Shoulda saved up all my shopliftings instead of wasting them all years ago when everything was already cheap! I got crime FOMO
I was tempted to get back into shoplifting yesterday morning when I went to the grocery store to get flowers and saw the prices. If I could have jammed that vase into my back pocket, I probably would have tried it.
Seriously! Shoulda saved up all my shopliftings instead of wasting them all years ago when everything was already cheap!
I got crime FOMO