‘The wand chooses the Wizard’.
Unfortunately, the wand had taken too many hits causing concussion and chose Jeff.
Jeff wasn’t a magician, couldn’t speak pig latin, and fucked up the hallway, so Jeff put the house on the market…because Jeff fucked up and wasn’t a magician.
He does know the Internet, Viral Marketing and Suckers though.
Nice house though.
They are moving because they realized it’s impossible to navigate that hallway with laundry baskets, much less anything larger. :p
Neat enough, like living in a weird museum exhibit, but really impractical.
Hum. They seem to have put in a lot of work some years ago. Shame.
The shame is that they stopped. The inside could have been non-stop facades. “I came inside, didn’t I? But I’m still outside?” And behind the facades, could have been more facades! It could be the outside no matter how far inside you go!
with moving walls to trap visitors for hours!
That Harry Potter hallway definitely took a fair bit of work.
