Honey isn’t vegan

Honey will be whatever you want her to be if you’re an important enough asset.

/ I’m here all week!

They look like Republicans. Hard pass.

Good luck, no woman has ever been able to get through my dense head

My opener is silence tbh

“I use Arch, by the way”

I’m too smart for this. I would take them back to my hotel room, have a fun time, and then ghost the hell out of them.

My line of work does involve trade secrets and stuff. I’m pretty sure I’d be able to have sex without the temptation of booting up and unlocking my work computer though.

I certainly wouldn’t try to do business with them. I just want to nut. Is it that wrong to want to have a threesome with foreign intelligence assets? I’d even thank them for making that specific fantasy come true once we’re done.

I’m just kidding though, these women are not my type. They’d need to entice me with an autistic girl who loves trains as much as I do, and I’m already married to one so they’re too late anyway.

One has the fakest, deadest smile I’ve ever seen and the other looks like she’s on a mission. Those two are in cahoots and probably smeel like hair bleach.

I wouldn’t say a word because women don’t interest me, only men do (as I’m gay). I’d just be distracted by my phone and ride the elevator in peace before departing on my chosen floor.

Politely nothing. If they want to know my secrets, they will have to work for it. That way I’m also not bothering some strangers who don’t deserve to be randomly harassed.

I wouldn’t even acknowledge them.

Jensen Huang enters the chat

Um, this elevator is taken, you will need to wait for the next one.

Than fart real loud.

a smile and nod and then right back to my phone screen?

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?