Don Jr. will be like:
There you go
Lol thinking anyone in power faces any consequences in the US.
Nice one, but I think this one sums it up better.
Yeah none of these people are going to face any consequences. Jeffries’ press statement wasn’t him talking off the cuff. Non-prosecution is the DNC position.
I’ll write in “becomes a Fox News / Newsmax / OAN talking head” for each of them.
They deserve prison, or worse. But let’s be honest, nothing will happen to these people. They have money. Justice rarely comes to collect on people with millions of dollars.
Life in Guantanamo Bay for all of them, except Natalie. She didn’t do anything wrong, she’s just a pathetic weirdo.
Also add Musk, RFK Jr, Kushner, Witkoff, Eric, Ivanka, Barron, Melania, Vought, Thomas, Noem, Lewandowski, and a bunch more.
Also, a whole bunch of CEOs who enabled MAGA.
A few should get the Death Penalty, like Musk, Hegseth, Miller, RFK Jr, Noem, Bonvino, and Lewandowski.
Also, anyone who had even incidental contact with any Concentration Camp, serves a MINIMUM of Five years in prison. In the future, when dipshits start getting weird again, people need to say “Oh no, we’re not doing that. It turned out real bad the last time. I learned all about it school. I’m not getting involved.”
Diaper-Donnie the Pedophile might blanket pardon everyone. But, he also might not. The syphillis makes him pretty lazy and he might just forget.
I hate to say it but it’s a lot more likely than the other options. The question isn’t who will get a pardon, it’s who won’t. Preemptive pardons aren’t law, but they almost might as well be. I wouldn’t test that with this Supreme Court. So the question remains who won’t get preemptive presidential pardon and will be prosecuted, and who will and can walk away from all this. It’s in Trump’s inner circle’s interest to please him even more because if they don’t get that pardon he may leave them off his list.
Rfk jr: prions
You wouldn’t even need to write in the blank space. Just make a little arrow indicating you want the s in prison to move to the end.
My guess:
Hegseth, Miller, Bovino, Big Balls: Prison
Patel, RFK jr., Rubio, Vance, Harp: Cuts deal
Don jr.: Flees country
Disclaimer: this is merely a prediction of what I find likely to happen, and not necessarily an indication of what I think should happen. It’s for the courts to decide who goes to prison. And obviously I can’t personally stop cowards from fleeing on the New Ratline Express.
Miller will flee to Israel.
This is missing a few pages.
It’s missing BINDERS of pages!
What does polymarket give as odds?
Thinking like a true capitalist. Who says you can’t kill the master with the masters tools? ;)
Cuts deal on all of them. It’s not what I would prefer, but I’m playing to win
Rich people don’t face consequences
Honestly, even if there are criminal charges. Even if convicted, I doubt any will actually be punished.
Fines. Maybe barred from crypto or holding state positions again. Idk.
Only the grunts actually get punished.
I’ce agents will go to prison.
Probably not their commanders.
Oh come on! Have some faith in the US of A!
We’ve had it arguably much worse here in Hungary. We’ve had Orbán’s regime rule over us for 16 years with uninterrupted 2/3 constitutional majority. They’ve replaced the whole supreme court with their puppets and wrote a completely new constitution. Plus, they completely reformed the elections and redrew all the voting districts to favor them as much as possible. And all of this, was only their first term. Which promptly brought them 3 more terms.
But on the 4th time, they lost to a new party who gathered more votes and bigger majority than they ever could. This was this spring. And already a whole bunch of them are in prison. Lower, to middle level ones, up to ministers/cabinet members. Balázs Hankó was the Minister of Culture and Innovation back in April. Now he’s been in prison for a month and his arrest has been prolonged by at least until February for the investigation. He has colluded and given out funds for Fidesz, the ruling party, to campaign, instead of using the money for cultural purposes. He didn’t get anyone killed, yet he will most likely spend a lot of years behind bars.
The ringleaders, Orbán and his right hand men have not been charged yet, but we’re pretty sure it’s only a matter of time. The investigators have to go through the lower level criminals at first, to get enough evidence on the top dogs. It’s not a done deal yet, but we are pretty hopeful.
Yes, democrats did not secure a 2/3 majority in the house or the senate. And the current leaders are DINOs (Jeffries, Schumer). But don’t lose hope just as you are in the gates of victory. If you can get the DINOs out of the way, I think there will be hope for serious accountability to be done.
When in doubt on this multiple choice test, always choose A.
My votes. Nothing is going to happen to RFK due to his level of incompetence, they would have trouble proving he was negligent and misinforming the public
Don Jr should flee the country and go to Ohio
