• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    It’s what he thinks “straighten your shoulders and stick out your chest” means. Someone trained him wrong, as a joke.

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    22 days ago

    More money than can be spent in a thousand lifetimes, no willpower to work with a trainer and dietician.

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    21 days ago

    If I remember correctly, this picture is slightly edited to make them look worse.

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      22 days ago

      Ah yes, the end of the first Trump presidency: at the five seasons total landscaping, by a dumpster, between a crematorium and an dildo shop

      This is about when I caught on that the guys running the simulation were just trying to fuck with me.

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        22 days ago

        I still don’t understand how this went down. I understand how they probably called the wrong number, but how do you go through an entire booking process and not realize that it’s not a hotel you’re dealing with? The landscaper/owner had to have known and been quick enough to facilitate the event.

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          22 days ago

          Have to remember they have this “never admit a mistake” mindset. When Trump mistakenly included a state in a vague “watch out for hurricane message”, he double downed to the point of drawing a fake storm track in sharpie to claim he was really really right.

          Every normal little flub that is perfectly understandable and forgettable they have to make so much worse by failing to let it go.

        • BeelzebubEiNukuKoskaan@piefed.social
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          22 days ago

          The landscaper/owner had to have known and been quick enough to facilitate the event.

          I imagine the guy got a call, someone explained what they wanted to do and went “oh this is going to be hilarious” and just said yes to everything.

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          They pre-announced it, then they were too prideful to admit that they messed up by not actually asking for availability beforehand. Then it wasn’t available, and they instead booked the landscaping place to be able to say “t-t-t-that w-was always the p-p-p-p-plan!!!1111 We said 4 seasons! Not hotel! Nu-uh!“

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    22 days ago

    Trump hits that smooth criminal like he’s got secret robot legs. It’s a risky procedure, but its worth it.

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      22 days ago

      Secret robot legs or maybe frontotemporal dementia…

      In the clip, Trump is seen standing on stage, though rather than standing straight, he appears to be leaning forward. David drew comparisons between the stance and Michael Jackson’s iconic lean from the Smooth Criminal video.

      He also raised the possibility that it could be connected to a specific health condition: "Now, this alone doesn’t tell us anything definitive about Trump, but there is a position that is common to people suffering with frontotemporal dementia in which they sort of lean forward exactly the way Trump is doing right now.

      “Now, it is not the gravity-defying lean of Michael Jackson’s Smooth Criminal, but it’s sort of going in that direction, and it’s very weird. And Trump’s upper body is forward. His legs seem to somehow be behind him.”

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    22 days ago

    So, seriously, has the picture been altered/shopped?

    Because if not then, wow, they all look double awkward. Awkward to be standing AND awkward to be near each other.

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    22 days ago

    As much as I loved it at the time, I’m beginning to realize that Arrested Development basically took the trump family, centered them in Southern California instead of New York/Florida, and made them generally more likable, trustworthy, and capable of normal things.

    Although holy shit, can you imagine if trump found out that

    spoilers for arrested development

    Ivanka was somehow not his blood relative? I think the change in blood pressure alone would kill him