
I case you are unaware Chase Oliver was the 2024 Libertarian nominee for President and an open homosexual
Howard Dean said “WOOOOO!” and it was the end of his political career.
and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely… sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I’m on the ballot. I’m not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?
“Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course.”
This is much funnier when you look up Chase Oliver, and see that he was the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2024. He is also openly gay.
and what’s his opinion on government issued drivers licences? And how did the crowd take it?

Is this a real photo or an AI fabrication with the whole bubba thing?
It came out at the same time as the bubba thing. Nothing was confirmed ofc.
This one is surely real. Kinda weird that Clinton would be the guy he gets caught playing “the dick touching game” with. Except

Gay jokes are big with the MAGA set. Makes them feel cosmopolitan.
Bubba must be seething with jealousy.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Well, faster than you can say “shallow grave”, this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin’ my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, “Well that’s a coincidence darlin’, ‘cause I was just thinkin’ about skinnin’ you like a deer.”
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.
I’m like 99% sure he’s bisexual.
This guy says Trump has dementia and his filter is getting worse, it’s not that he’s gay/bisexual
He has a heap of shorts about Trump incidents
For sure a bottom though with
bothALL genders–🫱{(🍊)}🫲–
…but not a power bottom.
Imagine a whoopy cushion
I’d say, if only he wasn’t so closeted, but let’s be honest… he’d still be a narcissistic racist pedo bastard even if he was open about it.
No way bro. He only fucks bitches. Bro, it’s like pussy village in his house bro. Just pussies in his house. Solely and homogeneously. Including when he’s there. Bro
“I don’t do this with men very often…”
Really cause he seems to do this a lot.
You guys ever think about that famous golfer dude’s massive schlong just swaying in the locker room?? Is that just me?! Nah, you all do, admit it.




