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SnoringEarthworm@piefed.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 天前

Do you sell ducks?

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Do you sell ducks?

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SnoringEarthworm@piefed.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 天前
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  • GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world
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    24 天前

    that was fowl

  • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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    24 天前

    Was it from New Zealand?

  • 64bithero@lemmy.world
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    24 天前

    My wife was unamused. 2 upvotes.

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    m R dux

    R not

    o s a R

    L I B, m R dux.

    • 667@lemmy.radio
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      24 天前

      I always saw it as:

      MR DUCKS

      MR NOT DUCKS

      OSAR, CD ED BD WINGS?

      WALL BE. MR DUCKS.

      • we are all@crazypeople.online
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        oh wow you’re right, I did forget all about the cd ed bd wings

        • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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          I feel like I’m having a stroke trying to understand this

          • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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            24 天前

            It’s a meme from before the Internet. I learned it from my parents, who knows where they got it.

            In a similar vein:

            RUMT?
            ICUR!
            IMMT2!
            FURS
            MTSI,
            IPTU.

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    What a quack for selling those…

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    Wanna buy some chicks? They’re going cheep.

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    22 天前

    Probably it just wants some grapes.

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