I was certain this was the onion from the headline, but this is actually exactly the sort of use case I imagine for this type of technology.

Well, they sucked before and now they suck more. I can’t really spend less money on them, but I suppose I can campaign amongst friends to walk away.

Good keep your listeria lettuce and e.coli beans! *and salmonella jalapeños.

Well now the conspiracy theorist part of me is wondering if they didn’t gut a bunch of health related federal departments specifically for Thiel to swoop in and explain how he can make it all better for businesses that relied on those departments.