Stupid Jacket claims 100× returns on Nvidia’s circular financing

Totes not Enron

Forget about Nvidia, my new AI startup can guarantee 1000× returns! Send 1BTC to my wallet for more details.

Are we sure it wasn’t just “turns”? That makes more sense, even if a gross underestimate.

For him and a few cronies, yes. Everyone else? Nope.

Considering it’s fantasy math, 100x is kinda low.

That’s not even on Dr. Evil’s level.

Come on guys, it’s not circular financing if the pension funds will pay for it all at the end.

100x0=0

He can buy himself a new leather jacket.

Dont worry, you just need to pay me a little bit to get 100 times back, the Nigerian prince’s executor says.

Circular financing explained