Parkour :D
Police indifference to parking violations probably translates to police indifference towards vandalism. I carry a pocket knife. Two flats requires a tow.
Throw cow poop on the car
I always keeps a bucket of cow manure with me, for just this purpose.
Everyone called me weird for it, but i always knew i wasn’t the only one
You wouldn’t know anyone named Biff Tannen, would you
Coin it as I squeeze past.
Kick it as hard as you can in the fender and key it as you walk around it to indicate what a problem that is
The icing on the cake is having the hitch ball mounted when they’ve probably never towed anything in their life. Make problems, and destroy some people’s knees at the same time.
Oof yeah, I didn’t even notice that. I woulda totally wacked my shins on it. It would leave a bruise for weeks, and probably ruin my pants with grease too.
Fuck this asshole. I’d put nails in front of his back tires so when he drives away he gets two flats. Stupid games, stupid prizes.
Do you always carry nails in your pocket?
No, but now that you’ve given me the idea…
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use the tyre as a step to step up onto the bed cover, step across it, and jump down the other side.
Look at mister fancy pants with his functioning knees.
They work for now!
With metal cleats
Call a tow truck company and get the spotter’s fee reward.
Is that a thing?
Usually. They’re slapping a heavy tow fee on. They appreciate people finding the money for them. You’re literally calling them to say, “Hey, wanna make $150 in 10 mins?” So a spotter’s fee in cash under the table is often 30% or so.
Well, shit, I’m going to have to remember that trick. I really don’t like people parking like assholes.
Take a picture of it and post it on social media for likes.
Getting likes is tight!
It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah!
Look for my umbrella because that big ole cloud might be bringing rain
Outside the box answers, love 'em. 😆
Is it parked like that regularly and overnight? If so, well, you can buy a knockoff battery powered Makita angle grinder off Aliexpress for very little money and it’s very useful to own one anyway, especially if you also own an old car where bolts keep rusting shut so bad it’s easier to cut things off.
I’m sure af nice sanding of the offending parts of the car would send a message?
Fun fact: you’re not supposed to keep your hitch on when you’re not towing because it is directly connected to your frame, which means you lose the protection of the crumple zones and the bumper. If a misplaced sledgehammer were to land on your hitch it could seriously bend your shit and warrant very expensive repairs
i would run in it and kick it
I’d just complain about it and tale a picture. I don’t fuck with other people’s stuff.
