That sounds a bit like for a fatal infinite loop scenario…

Thank you, come again.

If you beat me off, I will come on your property.

Heading there now.

The line starts at dusk. People stare at the ground, keep apart, and don’t talk.

Well don’t threaten me with a good time

I have to come first and then you beat me off?

Slop

OwO

Promise?

Trespassers will come. Survivors will come again.

They call him The Handyman.

Beating someone off is a reward,
beating someone off when they are still sore from coming on your property mere moments earlier, that’s borderline a warcrime

The owner looking at my slowly climb his fence for the fourth time this week