Message unclear, took Optimus Prime instead.
Learn your colors, death!
Careful what you wish for. Neil Young and Van Morrison are 80, too.
Neil Old
Van Morrigrandfather
Shut your fool mouth!
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I mean, there were like three announced just today so I don’t even know if this rule can apply. Although I didn’t even believe a person named Jaye P. Morgan was real, before my time but really? JP Morgan?
But yeah, my count is like 5 high profiles in just three days.
I think we already have 3? Hayden Panettiere, Tim Curry, Dolly Parton?
Peter Cullen was the third I think.
I tried my best, but El Jefe conjured a third just the same. C’est la vie.
Sam Neill, Optimus Prime… We’re being mercilessly teased.
Ok make it four. Just this time.
We did good 3, now it’s time for evil 3
Dammit, you killed Peter Cullen instead! THOS OS WHY WE NEED SPECIFIC LANGUAGE ON DEATH CURSES
God: “Someone said to kill the big orange… truck? Weird request, but I’m on it.”
Red and blue is not orange!
Death is blind.
The Mitch McConnell thing is clearly a test run to see how long they can get away with covering up the death of Donald Trump when/if it happens. This is NOT without historic precedent, see: Woodrow Wilson and Ronald Reagan for famous expamples of Presidents who were unfit to serve, but still did due to cover up.
Save this comment, mark my words. When Donald Trump dies, you won’t even know.
That’s why he needs to die right in front of us, on camera. Falling down some stairs would be perfect.
Unless he gets Luigi’ed on live broadcast. That could be very convincing, depending on the delivery method.
I’d prefer “Charlie Kirked.” But either one works.
McConnell’s governor is a Democrat, so they’re having to sit on his ahem condition in order to prevent Beshear from replacing him.
Trump dying would just give us President JD Vance, which the Silicon Valley / Wall Street plutocracy are perfectly fine with.
There’s never a massive aneurysm around when you need one.
If it does happen, the GOP will just mitch McConnell/weekend at Bernie’s him and come up with something stupid like say he was downloaded into an AI chatbot just before he died, Clarence Thomas will suddenly get a new motorhome and the supreme court will issue a ruling that chatbot Trump can finish out his 2nd and 3rd term as president.
He’s hiding in an airport food truck.
the death cult agene everybody whit difrant opinions and difrant politicks than me must die no debate just insults and death treats nonmatter whom there opened is
thought this was clear of politicks seems its as death as 9gag shame new platform and it ale ready political propaganda
You okay there bud? Having a stroke or something? Did your autocorrect break?
Nothing wrong with different opinions and different “politicks.” But when it’s clear that one single president is creating crisis after crisis, no amount of debating will be enough. No propaganda here either. Learn what the term actually means.
Sorry, too late. Dolly, Curry, and Optimus Prime’s voice. Sam Neill just died as well. Anyhow. We should stop expecting him to croak.
I am choosing to utilize my relentleds optimism to hope he is being kept alive just so he can one day experience the suffering he greatly deserves.
That was back in mid July.
The saying isn’t “Death comes in threes” it’s “Tragedy comes in threes.”
So we got Dolly Parton dying, Tim Curry dying, and Donald Trump continuing to live. Three tragedies.
Hence the more ambiguous title. But I totally agree, it is an absolute tragedy.
Meh I don’t want him dead anymore, I want him tortured
I want him to end up like the guy in Metallica’s “One” for as long as possible
Who would find this meme objectionable?
“Erm excuse me you’re not allowed to have a different opinion than me!!”
I know the word [ ] is bad. Trump is the definition of the word. When someone says [ ], they mean human size pig shit.
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Retarded
Either say it or don’t tbh
