An official Iranian social media account labeled California a “new territory” of Iran on Tuesday in response to US President Donald Trump posting an image portraying the Strait of Hormuz as “NEW U.S. Territory,” Anadolu reports.
Archived version: https://archive.is/newest/https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260819-iran-labels-california-its-new-territory-after-trumps-hormuz-claim/
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Surely Alabama would have been a better fit?
Alabama wouldn’t put up with all those Muslims like California will. \s
Iran’s morality police would shit themselves if they walked down any of California’s beaches or anywhere in the blade.
Before or after the furious masturbation?
Florida first
Fair enough.
I don’t think the former Iranians in the area would be happy about that.
wtf is with outsiders infatuation with California. we mind our business and want nothing to do with the outside. leave us the hell alone. damn.
U srs?
So um, what are Iranian federal tax rates? Or territorial tributes required to our liberators, compared to our current captors?
my fellow Californians yearn for freedom
I knew an exchange student in high school who told me the terrain and climate is mostly the same, which tracks since we’re at almost the same latitude
Did they declare it?
I mean, it is literally the Land of the Caliph.
Should be Fla, not Cali.
Maybe they should visit first…
“Gee I wonder what the comments will be like?”
Looks at thread:
Ah, stay classy lemmy liberals.
Most of the comments are from Hexbears and their alts or “lol good shitpost”
Kind of making it obvious you’re working from a script
When i was a kid I used to watch movies about the cold war and wonder if how someone could get themselves so worked up about these red commie infiltrators, and if they knew how silly they looked.
Ah you’ve identified we’re all Sino-Russian fifth-columnist deep cover agents! Now I won’t get my monthly xibucks check. Darn!
I didn’t say you guys were smart enough to get paid for it
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