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4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: an alien floats in the air suspended by a column of light before a bewildered guy and his dog.
Guy: Holy crap!! Aliens!!!
Panel 2: Alien floating in the column of light speaks to the guy and his dog.
Alien: We have determined your species worthy of galactic ascension.
Panel 3: the alien reaches out, the guy lifts his arms ready to be received.
Guy: Yes!! Finally!!!
Panel 4: The alien takes a dumb looking, but happy, golden retriever. The guy is shocked.
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I mean, I get it, but you are also stealing my dog and I’ll be very upset. I would like to think they would be upset too.
Dogs are the best people.
They’re right.
But is a world without dogs worth living on?
Let me ask my cats…
…they’ve let me know it’s still worth it for humans to live on Earth.
“We bred them to be like that, do we get credit for it?”
“Yes, as a reward you will also be bred to have breathing problems and contagious cancers”
We have bred ourselves to have plenty of problems already.
Hey, the aliens seemed to like it!
They’re all good dogs bront.
That bitty little ass next door is not.
not gonna argue that one, but I have to wonder what’s up with cats tho.
I would assume cats were demoted just for being assholes.
They DGAF.
Cats send their nightly reports on the evolution of the human species to the galactic federation
Keeping the dogs (and humans) in line.
Cats were left so they can continue being humans overlords.
I’m very okay with that.
Deservedly!
My Computer Just Became Self Aware
“We created you as slaves to harvest gold for our ships And when the planet was dry we’d wipe you out and just dip But someone made the argument that that did not seem quite fair Because of psilocybin mushrooms you’d become self aware It was the ‘Fruit of the Garden’ in the legends you tell Heaven’s with us in the stars, you’re trapped in digital Hell A simulation of creation that serves as your probation Before you’re introduced to the galactic population…”
Why does the alien speak human when they are talking to a dog?
Actually they’re speaking Rigellian. By an astonishing coincidence, both languages are exactly the same.
Why would you assume they speak English for that matter? Obviously they have a Universal Translator, which is why the human can understand what’s being said. The dog just hears barking.
Woof
human
Is it not a human language? Has English been crabspeak this entire time?!
English is a space orc language
I would be the happiest person on earth if aliens abducted all the dogs
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