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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

Sounds beautiful

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Sounds beautiful

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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  • duckwingthegoose@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Why not both? The infrastructure is there

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      17 days ago

      That’s a generous term for this hole in wall technology.

  • macniel@feddit.org
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    18 days ago

    But are those stories of glory?

    • Squatcher@piefed.social
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      18 days ago

      Yep. Of days of yore

    • Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app
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      18 days ago

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        18 days ago

        HiSlaH, Qapla!

  • ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    18 days ago

    Of course I’ve had it in the ear before…

    • slothrop @lemmy.ca
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      18 days ago

      Aural.

      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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        18 days ago

        Relevant Oglaf (NSFW)

      • lasta@piefed.world
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        18 days ago

        Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS

    • DigDoug@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      I got a lust for life

      • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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        18 days ago

        Shin shi shin shi?

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    18 days ago

    I’ve seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.

  • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    If at first you don’t hear anything, just wait. There’s a good chance you’ll hear someone coming at some point.

  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works
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    18 days ago

    Earbuds

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      Earpuds

      ftfy

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    18 days ago

    Once you go black… You go deaf.

  • Demdaru@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    lick

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    18 days ago

    • Leon@pawb.social
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      17 days ago

      I’ve seen this kink before.

    • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip
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      18 days ago

      i was hoping for this

    • GutterRat42@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      If nobody else did it, I was going to post it

  • SW42@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Never get them mixed up

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    18 days ago

    https://poesiomat.cz/en/

    Free crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.

    Poesiomat Olomouc

    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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      18 days ago

      Really neat. Too much tech for me but I appreciate the whimsy

      • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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        18 days ago

        a hand crank speaker is too much tech for you and youre posting on social media?

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          It’s a hand-crank speaker with a button!

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            And a row of LEDs. And capacitors that last as long as the longest track so you crank it up in a few seconds and don’t have to keep turning.

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        It’s the lowest-tech device that can do this with sufficiently low running costs to make it free to use. Much better than the more common infrastructure of QR codes and a server of audio files (or worse, app!)

        And there are hiking trails with information panels that have this technology (the button switches narration languages or bonus tracks) for accessibility to the visually impaired built into the post. It does not need to be this big (you know how tiny an exercise bike generator, 10W power regulator, MP3 player, amplifier and speech-capable speaker can get) but the tall-human-sized bent pipe is an artwork by itself.

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    You could do that at the glory hole. You’d hear something for sure.

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    You’re gonna get your ear poked.

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    18 days ago

    That’s called saying hello to an old person

  • Professorozone@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    But all of the stories are of guys getting BJs.

    • Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.world
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      17 days ago

      None about girls getting blowjobs?

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