𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 天前If you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?message-squaremessage-square409linkfedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down18
arrow-up1242arrow-down1message-squareIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 天前message-square409linkfedilink
minus-squareToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71arrow-down4·16 天前How likely they are to have sex with me this very second behind those bushes over there. Good God I’m shallow sometimes…
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up93·edit-216 天前“This stupid stat is broken, it just shows 0 for everybody.”
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·15 天前It was easier to program that way. The odds of it ever not being 0 were too small to spend the resources for a proper indicator.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 天前“Oh, finally, someone with 20%. Wait… is that a negative sign?!”
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·16 天前My first thought was how attracted they are to me, which I guess is kinda the same thing
minus-squarelonefighter@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 天前That’s useless, I already know the answer, it’s “not at all”
minus-squareHerbGrower@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 天前How willingly would they put up with me for a while?
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 天前It’s more useful for some people. Even then, you never know. Attraction is weird sometimes.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·16 天前Recency of last wank would be an interesting one
minus-squareapplebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 天前friend gets back from the bathroom and their number has gone down near zero
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 天前Oh shit, I didn’t think of romantic compatibility.
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 天前man its going to drive you crazy when you are really far from those bushes. like in another country.
How likely they are to have sex with me this very second behind those bushes over there.
Good God I’m shallow sometimes…
“This stupid stat is broken, it just shows 0 for everybody.”
Laughs in ugly
It was easier to program that way. The odds of it ever not being 0 were too small to spend the resources for a proper indicator.
“Oh, finally, someone with 20%. Wait… is that a negative sign?!”
My first thought was how attracted they are to me, which I guess is kinda the same thing
That’s useless, I already know the answer, it’s “not at all”
How willingly would they put up with me for a while?
It’s more useful for some people. Even then, you never know. Attraction is weird sometimes.
Recency of last wank would be an interesting one
friend gets back from the bathroom and their number has gone down near zero
Oh shit, I didn’t think of romantic compatibility.
man its going to drive you crazy when you are really far from those bushes. like in another country.