TACO Tuesday is not even a meme anymore
Truth social link to the post: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116918941071241802
This is the most poorly constructed run on paragraph, BY FAR, that I have ever attempted to misunderstand.
it’s getting more and more difficult to distinguish between satire and reality…
Knowing what we know about software companies, this could be a very bad simulation with no tech support.
America for the last 50 years: bombs the middle-east to lower oil prices
Americans: “WE WANT CHANGE!”
America: bombs the middle-east to increase oil prices
I‘m more & more challenged to read any of his shit to the end, it’s such a waste of time. Actually, he is such a waste of time. And space.
And air
I would rather read AI slop
As long as it wasn’t trained on him.
AI, summarize this narcissistic screed in the voice of someone who makes sense.
“fart noises”
Garbage in, garbage out, I suppose.
How do you know it’s Tuesday? Trump just chickened out!
It’s gone from not funny, to funny, to absurd, to unintelligible, to ridiculous, and now it’s back to not funny.
So instead of an unenforceable 20%, now you can pay Trump directly in the form of “an American investment.”
Trump is using more inappropriately capitalized words than Jaden Smith.
Well, it is Taco Tuesday…
Christ it’s like clockwork.
So that idea didn’t last a single day? Typical.
You have to undestand. The idea was announced on Monday. Today it’s Tuesday, how could he not do a TACO Tuesday?
God, please burn him to death slowly. In public.
Fumes from unknown chemicals burning can be dangerus
Dont forget to wear a gasmask with a filter caoable of dealing with the expected hazards (all)
To the surprise of no one, Trump chickens out again. TACO TACO TACO
A statement, “like never before”, doesn’t mean anything. These are so hard to read and never contains anything substantial.
Dear Preaident Trump,
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
TACO TUESDAY
